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The Doofergods are anxiously awaiting the Navy's new updated version - How to Succed with He-she's, Shims and Farm Animals.

This came across the Dooferbook ledger a while ago, and being busy I neglected to post it. But when you read this article, try to pull a little reason into your understanding of it. This Navy asshole (CINC PAC FOrces) says the "biggest threat in Asia" is global warming? Seriously? What about that fat little troll in Noth Korea threating to nuke the US? What about the Chicoms threatening Taiwan and every other US ally in the land of strong local brews and cheap squadron patches? 

Yes kids, seems political correctness has triumphed over common sense. We can only hope this guy has goats (no, not ghosts) in his closet, and meets the fate of those other tools that have risen to the top of the ranks in what used to be a kickass military! And why do all the recent douchebags seem to eminate from the Navy?

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You'd think that if you were going to write a book, you'd choose a subject that you were intimately familiar with so you could share your vast knowledge and unique experience with the world. Unless you were Ensign Shannon Ray Anderson, author of this hilariously-titled book on how to become a fighter pilot. Turns out this douchebag is a student pilot at Training Air Wing 2 at Kingsville NAS - no wings of gold, no traps on the boat and zero time in an actual fighter!

What would prompt someone with zero credibilty in the field to write a book like this? Arrogance? Ego? Mental illness? Hell no - it's the money! This book sells for $70 on Amazon! Check out the reviews, they're going viral. One reader summed it up perfectly in his write-up:

"This book is the equivalent of a virgin writing a book about how to become a pornstar."

I thought about awarding Shannon the Dooferbook Trifecta: Douchebag? Check. Bufffoon? Check. Idiot? Not as long as he's selling this drivel at 70 bucks a pop!!!

A guy’s wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.

When he came back, he tossed her some diet pills.